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Secret Sin Lube

Secret Sin Lube

Secret Sin Lube


*Disclaimer: This is a fake product. Your purchase will be a donation.

God bless this lube! Get your hands on it — and yourself — so satisfaction is always yours, even if puritans running this country make any form of female pleasure illegal. 


Female sexual self-pleasure continues to be a taboo, yet male masturbation is widely accepted because “men can’t control themselves” — if it feels good, they get to do it. But our bodies, according to the conservative forces at work, are all about procreation. In fact, they believe that female masturbation opens a portal to hell. 


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